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NEW! Great Slug Postcard Giveaway!

As part of Glurt's ongoing campaigns to promote slugs, and literacy, amongst the youts of this great country, we present this salute to the pulmonate gastropod, the fabulously slimy and obscenely large Banana Slug!

For a limited time, Glurt will be offering these postcards at the low low rate of 10 postcards for a buck! That's right, for 1 friggin' dollar you will get 10 postcards delicately crammed into an envelope and mailed to your place of residence or business! For those who are financially challenged, like college students or the Federal Reserve, we also offer a convenient payment plan of 10¢ per month on approved credit.

Postcards can also be acquired without a traditional currency exchange by sending us something interesting in the mail.

Send your buck or other postal bribes to:
Glurt Studios
1020 Lomas Rd
Duncan, BC Canada V9L 2N1












Since the Government of Canada owes Glurt several embarrassing favours, we were able to obtain from the Private Archives this EXCLUSIVE gallery of some of Pierre Trudeau's favourite hunks of navel lint, along with his annotated descriptions of each fine specimen.....


"Ah, mais oui! J'ai trouvé cette petite hairball dans ma gutsocket apres un tres difficile jou du parcheesi"




"This one....ah c'est dommage. Il y'a beaucoup de vin rouge, les filles, les chevals....oh la la."




"Tabernac! This one, it remind me of Charlton Heston."




"How you say in English....this one, it cram my navel like Rita McNeil packs in la poutine."




"I have seen many crazy things in le francophone politic...but never like zhis!"